Go to Hell! Hell, of course, is a geologically mysterious limestone formation located in West Bay. The first time a local official laid eyes on the bleak outcropping, he uttered words to the effect of "I'll bet this is what Hell looks like." The name stuck, and people have visited Hell in droves ever since. On your way in, you will be greeted by Satan ("How the hell
are you?"), and on your way out you can stop into the gift shop for a souvenir and go by the post office to send your loved ones a postcard from you-know-where. Note that Hell can be quite busy as busloads of tourists arrive there daily.